BROOKS SCHOOL • SPRING 2026

PARANOIA

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

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ALIVE

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ELIMINATED

SOON

CURRENT

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TOTAL KILLS

SUBMIT A KILL

⚔ Top Assassins

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📜 Rules & Regulations

⏰ Time & Place

Assassinations may only occur during the school day (as shown on onBrooks)
Day ends at different times on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays
No Saturday school = no Paranoia that day
Sleep-in periods are fair game

🛡️ Safe Zones

Classrooms (including Art Center)
Dormitories & Bathrooms
Chapel & Library
Dining Hall, Servery & Coffeehouse
Athletic Locker Rooms & Fitness Center
Busses to/from away games
Admissions Building & Health Center
School Meeting

⚠️ Danger Zones

Main Street
Outdoor fields & tennis courts
Hallways in academic & art buildings
Athletic Center
Danforth Building & The Portico
Student Center
Theatre (safe during school meeting block)
Boathouse

🔪 Elimination Rules

Tag must be from the back / out of sight
You must yell "WITNESSES" for the kill to count
3 witnesses minimum must be present
Weapon must make physical contact
5-second wait after eye contact or conversation
Submit the kill form immediately after

🛡️ The SHIELD

If you see your pursuer approaching, yell "SHIELD" — they cannot eliminate you for the rest of that day.

⚠️ ONE shield per day. Use it wisely.

🗡️ Weapons

Made of cardboard, tape, and/or hot glue only
NO pencils or other materials
Customization encouraged within material limits
Weapon must be in your hand touching the target

📖 The Matt Mulvey '21 Rule

You may not eliminate a player who has just delivered a Chapel Talk while they are standing outside of the Chapel receiving praise. You must wait until they are walking away.

🏆 Hall of Assassins

2026???

2025Samson Nwobi '25

2024Lydia Tangney '25

2023Harry Bertos '23

2022Daniel Reyes '23

2021Daelly Osorio '22

2020COVID-19 beat us all

2019Kihak Nam '99

2018Terrell Brown '18

2017Patrick Sheehan '17

2016Will Gibeley '17

2015Henry Mathey '15

2014Alex Wagner '15

2013Joshua Jacobo '13

2012Chad Rogers '12